The Happy Dance Of Cable Love

Comcast is, in theory, coming this afternoon to replace our cable line. I am afraid to hope for too much, but am cautiously optimistic.

Does anyone out there have the rumored new Premiere magazine in which Orlando Bloom says he'd do it with Paul Newman if he were into men? Could you be begged to scan the whole damn article or at least provide a list of straight *snork* (sorry) celebrities and their fantasy figures? (Ben Affleck said Brad Pitt, huh? Oh, I will get NO work done this afternoon.)

In a quiz that everyone else has already taken, here are my test results. I am somewhat pleased at this, though maybe whimsically saying "squirrel" was not the best idea in the world.

You think of yourself as being alive, growing, fresh, and earthy.

Others think of you as being free, independent, social, and playful.

Your relationships can be described as salty, tumultuous, wide, and roiling.

When stressed, you feel blank.

Take this test HREF="http://members.aol.com/scottmhoward/Test/index.html">here.

Addendum (thank for this): A con report on James Marsters talking about having to kiss a man in Italian Heat, the upcoming movie that Sean Bean is also supposedly starring in!