A Short History of Pornography
By Tony Grist
The Greeks went in for some really hardcore
Tableware. They had grinning big boys
Doing it every whichaway
With common whores
With frizzy hairdos.
Not a whole lot of respect for women
There one feels.
But some of it’s sweet.
This lovely couple - with her on top -
Look equal, and they’re having fun,
Gazing into each other’s eyes.
I’d have no qualms about eating my bread
And grapes off them.
The Romans painted
Scenes of congress on dining room walls
Where women, kids and servants could see ‘em.
I call that civilized.
When Pompeii
Was dug from its tufa, the dilettanti
Kept all the good stuff out of sight.
And traded phalloi and dinky statues
And prints of the same in small editions
Like Pokemon cards.
And only men
With properly elevated minds
(Which meant, in practice, a private income)
Were in on the game.
I proffer “cum”
To my search engine and after a handful
Of jolly sites in devotional Latin,
We’re into the good old bizarre bazaar -
A billion pictures of what you like,
But none, I think, painted on crockery.
If I had kids I could put a lock
On the engine, keep their scrabbling minds
From the fundamentals.
When I was a kid
I’d scrape up my peas and potato to get
At the bunnikins pattern underneath.
Just think how big an incentive your Greek
Or Roman kid had to clear its plate.
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by C.S. Lewis
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