Update

My dentist's new hygienist went to the fucking Marquis de Sade school of dentistry. I'd swear she trained under Orrin Scrivello, DDS from Little Shop of Horrors.

In other news, I'm contemplating running for governor of California. No, I've never lived in the state, but everybody's doing it and I couldn't be worse than Ronald Reagan, could I?

Gacked from the whole bleepin' world. This is actually quite charming and inspires me to write fic, though I don't really understand the syllable count:

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