From The Onion, "Jesus Demands Creative Control Over Next Movie":
After watching Mel Gibson's The Passion Of The Christ Monday, Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ announced that He will demand creative control over the next film based on His life. "I never should have given Mel Gibson so much license," said Christ, the Son of God. "I don't like to criticize a member of the flock, but that close-up of the nails being pounded into My wriststhat was just bad."
Am seeing Anrie again tomorrow for lunch! And